Self Defense Against Dishonorable Romulans

November 21st, 2009

Don’t be mugged down a dark Kronos alley by an unscrupulous Romulan!

You need a way to defend yourself against shady characters, and those who wouldn’t fight you in a face to face battle. There are 4 keys to this:

#1. Walk with confidence
When a would be attacker sees you walking around like a man, they will not wish to engage, since they are not one themselves. If they were as confident in themselves as you are, they wouldn’t need to attack you in such a way.

#2. Be prepared to defend yourself
Get some training, learn your favorite Klingon fighting style. Also a small weapon that can be carried on yourself is a must in case your attackers are armed.

#3. Go with someone else

Shown here is Phoenix Blade (similar to Daqtagh)

Shown here is Phoenix Blade (similar to Daqtagh)

It is hard for attackers to contain more then one person. Especially if they are Klingon warriors. So it can be a good idea to get another Klingon to go with, when you go down shady alleys.

#4. If you are attacked…
Make sure they regret it.

The solution goes like this…

#1. Walk with confidence solution:
This results from a couple things. Feeling good about yourself is the big one. If you walk down a dark alley and see that shady character, and you have a way to defend yourself, you may also project a confidence that they won’t want to mess with. So feel good about yourself and have a way to defend yourself.

#2. Be prepared to defend yourself solution:
If you decide to learn a Klingon martial arts…great! There are also weapons available, a good choice may be the Daqtagh, it is the traditional small Klingon blade you have seen before. Used for close in battles, easily concealable. The most standout feature is the two small blades that pop-out from the sides of the Daqtagh. If that shady person sees this blade, they will remember it for a long time. Don’t be jumped by dishonorable Romulans without one.

#3. Go with someone else solution:
Make some Klingon friends, join some social clubs. Facebook is a great way for Klingons to connect as well.

#4. If you are attacked…solution
Yeah, the Daqtagh does a good job of making sure the shady person regrets it.

What we have learned…
Learn some Klingon martial arts, get some Klingon friends or get a Daqtagh! There are several Klingon weapons available online, if you decide to buy a Klingon weapon, make sure to read this article first:
How To Buy Klingon Weapons

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Top 10 Klingon Episodes

November 15th, 2009

There have been a large number of great Klingon episodes throughout the Star Trek franchise. From a few in the original, to taking things to Chronos in Next Generation. Deep Space Nine got a lot more into the Klingon culture when the war with the Dominion started and Worf joined the cast. Voyager only ventured into Klingon related episodes a couple times, as they were quite far from all Klingons except one. Here are the top 10 Klingon episodes in order.

#10 The Emissary (NG)
A mysterious rendezvous with a Federation Emissary. The Enterprise hurries to a probes location to pickup a half Klingon/human woman that goes by K’Ehleyr. She apparantely knows Worf, who isn’t glad to see her. She informs the crew that a Klingon battlecruise is on the way to a location that has been out of contact for 75 years. K’Ehleyr wants to destroy the ship before it attacks Federation outposts, but Captain Picard wants to avoid killing. Worf and K’Ehleyr work together who have a heated argument and don’t produce results. They meet on the holodeck and recover their romantic feelings. Worf wants to get married, but KEhleyr refuses and leaves. Worf comes up with a plan and receives control of the Enterprise from Captain Picard. He convinces the Klingon battlecruiser that the Federation isn’t at war. K’Ehleyr hints that she will return.

#9 Redemption (2 part episode)
Worf leaves to Kronos to restore his families honor. Worf convinces his brother to side with Gowron rather than the Duras family. The Duras sisters challenge Gowron’s claim to High Chancellor. Picard is once again involved as the Klingons decide he would be a neutral moderator. The Duras sisters seem suspicious as they meet with a Romulan women. A battle between Klingon ships ensues with the Enterprise staying neutral and backing away from the battle. Eventually Picard gives the High Chancellorship to Gowron and he restores Worf’s families honor.

Picard puts together a fleet of federation ships because to stop Romulan ships from reaching the Duras sisters. Data must overcome prejudice as he is selected to command one of the ships in the fleet. Sela (the Romulan women) reveals herself to Picard as Tasha’s daughter. Curious Picard meets with her and finds out she is telling the truth. Picard requests to Gowron that they attack Duras’ fleet so they must call for Romulan reinforcements. When Duras’ fleet is near defeated the Romulans try and disable the Federations detection grid. The Romulans target Data’s ship to disrupt it which puts makes the federation unable to continue the detection grid. Data proves his leadership as he single-handidly figures out where the Romulan ships are located. Worf escapes after having been kidnapped by the Duras sisters, and rejoins the Enterprise.

#8 A Matter of Honor
Commander Riker joins a Klingon crew as second in command in an officer exchange program. While researching for the assignment Cmdr. Riker learns from Worf that he may have to assassinate his Klingon Captain if he becomes unable to perfrom his duties. Riker must prove himself quickly as he attacks one of the Klingon crew members. The Enterprise discovers an alien on their hull and must find the Klingon ship to warn them as well. The Klingons discover the same life form on their hull, eating away, and blame the Enterprise and Riker for putting it there. Riker must decide to help the Klingons attack the Enterprise or find a way to convince them otherwise. Shows a great deal on life on a Klingon ship.

#7 Sins of The Father
Worf’s brother Kurn is assigned as first officer abord the Enterprise as part of an exchange program. After angering several crew members Kurn reveals to Worf that they are brothers. Kurn tells Worf that the Klingon High Council has accused their father Mogh of being a traitor on Khitomer, leading to the deaths of over 4,000 klingons. Worf being the elder brother, goes with Kurn and Captain Picard to fight the council’s decision. They discover there is much more to the accusations then they previously realized. Ultimately Worf decides to sacrifice his honor for the sake of the Klingon Empire.

#6 Birthright (2 part episode)
The Enterprise visits Deep Space 9 where Worf meets an alien named Jaglom Shrek. He claims that Worf’s father Mogh is still alive. That he was captured on Khitomer by Romulans. After the initial Anger, Worf find the alien and demands that he take him to the Romulan camp. Worf travels through the jungle to find that there were in fact Klingons being held in a camp. He finds several Klingons who tell him he shouldn’t be there, and then is captured by Romulans. As Worf lives with the Klingons and Romulans he learns some disturbing facts, but wins over the younger generation. Eventually they let Worf and the willing Klingon’s go, and they return to the Enterprise.

#5 Reunion
Worf’s former love interest K’Ehleyr comes aboard the Enterprise to moderate a dispute between two houses vaiing for the Chancellorship of the Klingon Empire. Chancellor K’mpec has been poisoned and wants Captain Picard to figure out who did it, Gowron or Duras. After a bomb goes off, the Enterprise investigates and Picard drags the proceedings as slowly as possible. K’Ehleyr informs Worf that the boy she brought onboard (Alexander), is Worf’s son. K’Ehleyr investigates into Worf’s dishonor, when Duras finds out, he kills her. Worf finds her, he goes to Duras’ ship to take his rightful revenge and kills Duras.

#4 Rightful Heir
Worf has a faith crisis, which leads him to taking a journey to immerse himself in the Klingon culture. Worf sees a vision of Kahless, the Klingon messiah, and it turns out to be more than a vision. The real Kahless appears to have returned. Gowron meets them on the Enterprise and brings an ancient weapon stained with Kahless’ blood to test if it is the real Kahless. Despite passing Gowron’s test, they battle and Gowron defeats Kahless. Worf doesn’t think that he could be the real Kahless, because the greatest wrarior wouldn’t have been beaten so easily. The High Priest informs him that Kahless is a clone of the original, when Gowron learns of it, he wants them executed. Worf convinces him to give Kahless the title of Emporer to help unite the Klingon race.

#3 Tackling Into the Wind
Gowron’s military strategies seem to be hurting the war efforts, Worf suspects they are to hurt General Martok. Worf tries to get Martok to challenge Gowrong to stop it. As Gowrong draws up suicidal battle plans that threaten the Federation’s chances in the war, Warf challenges him in battle, Warf Kills Gowron and is granted the title of High Chancellor. Warf refuses it, instead giving it to General Martok.

#2 Sword of Kahless
Kor recruits Dax and Worf to find the ancient Klingon weapon, called the Sword of Kahless. The goal of it is to unite the Klingon Empire. Fighting mercenaries and a telepath they eventually find it. Worf and Kor fight each other to take possession of the sword, but Dax brings them back to their senses. They decide the Klingon Emprie isn’t ready for the sword, so they beam it to space, until the empire is ready for it.

#1 Trouble With Tribbles
One of the funnest and funniest episodes of Star Trek to this day. The story begins with a priority distress call from a space station to the enterprise. When Kirk beams down to the space station, he finds that Klingons are already there. According to an agreement, the Klingons have to be allowed on the station. Kirk begrudgingly allows them so, as long as the same number of Starfleet officers are on at all times. Things heat up when the Klingons begin making fun of the Enterprise and her crew. It becomes a hilarious all out brawl that ends the ‘vacation’ on the station. The Klingons real intent is discovered later in the episode with from an unexpected source.
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The basics of Klingon weapons w/ Batleth

November 10th, 2009
Worf showing Gowron who the better warrior is

Worf showing Gowron who the better warrior is

Klingon weapons are used by the humanoid race called Klingons who feature in the popular Star Trek series. Klingons were first introduced into the Star Trek universe during the episode Errand of Mercy. A
humanoid race, they are the main antagonists in Star Trek: The Original Series, later to become the allies of the United Federation of Planets.
Klingon battles are sacred affairs and much ceremony is involved. As such, their Klingon weapons are held in high regard and their weaponry has evolved over time to more complicated forms.

The most traditional and one of the oldest forms of Klingon weapons without a doubt is the Bat’leth. A two handed sword, this weapon is an iconic item to the Klingon Empire, recognized throughout the world as a traditional Klingon weapon. The Klingon Bat’leth is made of a crescent shape with four pointed ends. Although it is not used in battle as much as it used to be, it is still ever present in ceremonies and rituals performed by the Klingon race.
The Mek’leth is another Klingon weapon and is very similar in appearance to the Bat’leth, however it represents more of a fighting knife than a sword. Usually a foot in length, this weapon is very intimidating indeed and is a regular weapon of choice in Klingon battles.
The D’k tahg is another very popular Klingon weapon, used as a concealed weapon as it is much smaller in comparison to the size of the formidable Mek’leth and Bat’leth. Aside from being a great weapon for
concealment, it is also a deadly throwing weapon. At the touch of a button, two additional blades pop out from the sides to accompany the main blade.
Another less well known Klingon weapons is the Jejtaj. It could be compared to modern day brass knuckles. Another ancient Klingon weapon is the Chonnaq although this weapon is archaic and pre-dates
most of the Klingon history books.
Klingon weapons make up a very important part of the Klingon tradition and culture. Seeing that battle is such a ceremonious event, you must choose your Klingon weapons carefully. See more articles Klingon Weapons Blog

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Summary of Klingon Weapons

October 31st, 2009

Summary of Klingon Weapons

Qutluch
An assassin blade. An honorable weapon is normally used during an assassination.

This was seen in:
Next Generation – ‘Ethics’

MeqleH
Close encounters are the strength of this Klingon weapon. Of all the Klingon weapons, this one is best for a quick agile fighters.

This was seen in:
Deep Space Nine – Multiple episodes

‘aqleH
This Klingon weapon is a half batleth (bat’leth). Used by Clerics on Boreth. Much easier to use than it looks, it is great for fighting against mounted opponents.

ma’veq
A blade used for ceremonial purposes.

This was seen in:
Deep Space Nine

The Sword of Kahless
The very first batleth (bat’leth, not bat leth). Made by Kahless himself. The most famous of all Klingon weapons. This batleth was made from Kahless’ hair, he twisted it and put it from lava to lake. This sword was used to defeat a tyrant and eventually lost until Worf found it.

This was seen in:
Deep Space Nine – ‘The Sword of Kahless’

We will have a part 2 soon of all more weapons of the Klingon Empire. Next article will include two of the more famous Klingon weapons including the Batleth (Bat’leth not Bat leth) and the Daqtagh (cool looking blade)

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Honor of The Klingons

October 31st, 2009

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Why honor is important for a Klingon

The Klingon culture is very traditional, with ties being formed by families and bloodlines. The Klingon society runs on rules built on honor. When you fight, you use honorable weapons such as the Bat’leth and Daqtagh. You challenge your opponent in an honorable way such as hitting slapping them with the back of your hand, you fight them face to face (not sneaking up to stab one in the back). A Klingon warrior doesn’t refuse a challenge, it would mean dishonor.

Tradition
The trials and ceromonies one goes through becoming a man, joining the elite warriors, even getting married. They are all done in a traditional honorable way. Bloodlines are important because they determine which ‘house’ a Klingon is with. Smaller houses join larger houses, but they must be careful to pick the right side. The houses that joined Duras in the Klingon civil war, ended up dying on the wrong side of honor.

How does one gain honor?

Winning glorious battles, beating great odds, killing more enemies. There are many ways to gain more honor. Worf gained and lost his honor many times through his life. One event he purposely lost his honor for the wealfare of the Empire, a very honorable deed indeed. A great way to go out in a blaze of glory and honor is to die in an honorable battle.

The dishonorable
Sneaky, plotting, planning, whispering in dark corners. Hiding their true intentions. Those that don’t keep their word are not honorable. Using financial means or trickery to dishonor another Klingon is also very unhonorable. A real warrior faces his opponent, states his claim and battles it out. Using an indirect method is much less honorable.

What we have learned from this
Be direct and face your opponent
If you are going to do, do it honorably
Win battles to increase your honor
Don’t side with Romulans (ok, so that is another article altogether)
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The Death of A Klingon Warrior

October 31st, 2009

The Death of A Klingon Warrior

There is much debate as to what happens to a Klingon when they die. The three biggest theories are:

Nothing – Dissapears into nothing

Stovokor/Underworld – A place sought by most honorable Klingons.

Heaven/Hell – The same locations humans are well aware of.

Let’s have a detailed look at each location and see how reasonable each one is.

Nothing – Fairly boring which isn’t suprising

If a Klingon dies and nothing happens to them, then that would be the end of it. All their acts, beliefs, faith would be for not – whether good or bad. Those that died in honorable ways did so for nothing. There was no point for them to go the extra Klingon mile to become non-existant.

Stovokor (Sto-Vo-Kor) / Gre’thor

If a Klingon dies, then they had better hope they were a warrior, the price of a dishonorable death would mean going to meet a beast called the Fek’ihr. He was shown as a hologram in an episode of Star Trek The Next Generation. No dishonorable Klingon would want to meet him, especially since most dishonorable Klingons are cowards to begin with. Stovokor is a much nicer sounding place with Kahless waiting to greet the warrior. A Klingon fights most of his life to be worthy of Stovokor. The real dilemma is whether it really exists or not.

Let’s take a look at Stovokor to see what we know about it. It is said that Kahless guards the halls of Stovokor, that to get in a Klingon warrior must die in battle, allow themselves to be killed by another Klingon or a relative can perform a deed to help get them in, such as Worf with Jadzia.

Heaven / Hell

The Klingons are a humanoid life form, in the same image as humans. It is logical that the same thing that created humans, also created Klingons. In The Next Generation, an alien species said they planted life all over the quadrant, including Klingons and humans. If that is really the case, then Stovokor is either a location ran by these beings, or it is a mythical place made up by Klingons. On the other hand, if these aliens did not plant life in the quadrant and it was created by God from human culture’s Bible. Then that would mean that Stovokor is also a place made up, and that the only way for Klingons to enter heaven is by believing in Jesus just like humans. There is a lot more data and proof as to the existance of all the events in the Bible, including Jesus, even outside sources who were not followers recorded these events.

Summary

You should look at all the facts and decide for yourself. I personally believe in the Heaven/Hell, there is so much evidence in the creation of the world to suggest that is the only logical sequence of events. A string of random events to shape such a spectacular universe that meets all our needs on a planet like earth for example, is uncomprehensibly amazing.

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Welcome to The Klingon Weapons Blog

October 30th, 2009

You will get to see all the updates you want about Klingon Weapons and how they effect your life. S You will get to see all the detailed weapon reports, reviews, history and all the incredible details you want.

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